That's right! It's a day and a quarter (ish) until "JOS" supposedly "doxes" me!
Oh look, what's that coming over the hill! IT'S SOME T-SHIRTS! GET IN THE CAR!
Already bought one? BUY MORE! They'll still be available until the end of time.
Oh wait, I was already "doxed", tho...
Will Meaka's white knight show up tomorrow? STAY TUNED!