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Mental Breakdowns & True Confessions



In this, the final week of Disqus Channels, the mental breakdowns and true confessions are coming hard and fast. It's hard to keep up!


Paraphrased highlights from various folks follow:


The nazis: BLAH BLAH BLAH CAT GIFS BLAH BLAH RACIST NONSENSE BLAH BLAH I'M SO BUTTHURT ABOUT NEWS VIEWS AND/OR ATDT I DEVELOPED HEMORRHOIDS


Canadians: "Um, singaling's really a dude and stole our money. Singaling: "But I'm sorry, so it's okay. Thoughts and prayers to the rescue!"


This asshole: "I forgive you, singaling, because I did exactly the same thing but never admitted it! Now, Imma gonna write some southern-soundin' bible-thumpin bullsheet!"

These assholes: "It's okay that cowboy's a lying sack of shit because I like "his" utterly fake persona! After all, I'm also a huge sack of shit, I'm utterly fake. and I'm self-centered as fuck!"



Tommy's Fanclub #1: One word. "Slutbutt".


Best. Writer. EVAR. Pulitzer, here he comes!

Tommy's Fanclub #2: "We're not chronic masturbators! Our pants just chafe!!!!! FUCK YOU BITCH!"

Dumbass Camp: Moron buys a gun, seeks attention


Phew! Let me know if you find any more before D-Day arrives!



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